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Two new videos: It Is A Car Analogy & It Is Awesome
I was a bit late on posting these, sorry
luaduck’s guide to forcibly making money: remove multiplayer if the user doesn’t have the DLC
Behold! The power of feedback. We’ll be integrating the new maps into all playlists as well as enabling Double XP for all playlists tomorrow.
http://twitter.com/fourzerotwo/status/11336702562
That is all.
Proof that game developers don’t read my blog
Capping off a fairly terrible fortnight of news surrounding Call of Duty developers Infinity Ward comes word this morning that Modern Warfare 2′s map pack is one of the most over-priced pieces of downloadable content we’ve ever seen.
Popping onto Xbox Live spokesman Larry Hryb’s podcast to promote Modern Warfare 2′s upcoming "Stimulus Package" map pack (which is launching first on Microsoft’s console), Infinity Ward’s Robert bowling revealed that the five maps – two of which are old maps being re-released for this game – will cost 1200 Microsoft Points.
Or, $15.
For five multiplayer maps.
Fifteen. Dollars. Or, if you’re so inclined, £10, €14, or AUD$19.
Hoo boy.
Ughh.
If you were wondering, no I’m not going to be buying this. The reasons should be as clear as glass.
IT’S RAINING MONEY: A rant against paid downloadable content
FOREWORD: I’ve been meaning to write about this for quite some time, and only got the motivation to do it today. Here goes.
Paid DLC. Some people don’t have a problem with it at all, and buy it up by the boat-load. I do, and I’ve pretty much boycotted it since the whole idea came about with my 360 nearly 2 years ago. What annoys me is that, in today’s day and age, companies feel the need to hike the price up on the actual retail product in the first place with content that, honestly, should have been on the disc / download in the first place. Piracy isn’t an excuse for this (DRM is another issue I’ll moan about at a later date).
The new SteamUI Beta – If you don’t have it, commit suicide
I mean, look at it.
That’s far, far better from the old one. The old UI did it’s job but you always had a dry dick afterward. Now you can do the job AND have wet pants when you’re done.
Don’t have it yet? Go get it, tiger. Have some more screenies to masturbate over while you wait:
It is a DISQUS Analogy
luaduck.co.uk is now using DISQUS for comments (all previous comments have been preserved, don’t worry!). If you aren’t already using DISQUS, you’ve got 4 options for posting:
- Sign up for a DISQUS account.
- Use OAUTH to sign in with your Twitter username.
- Use OpenID to sign in.
- Comment as a guest.
Any way works, and it’ll get a comment straight onto the site. The other benefit is that I don’t have to manually approve each comment, it’s all hooked in much better to Akismet.
Have fun!
P.S: I’ll make a blog post about the LAN I went to in a few days.
Drunken impulse buying hurts your pockets
03:30 – |H|H| Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo: im so fucking drunk03:31 – [FP] luaduck.co.uk [Falcon]: play L4D2 while stoned03:31 – |H|H| Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo: my bday drinks tonight03:31 – [FP] luaduck.co.uk [Falcon]: best experience ever03:31 – |H|H| Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo: 2B of champagne, 6 pints and god knows how many shots03:31 – |H|H| Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo: im too far gone man03:31 – [FP] luaduck.co.uk [Falcon]: that’s perfect03:32 – |H|H| Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo: i dont own l4d203:32 – [FP] luaduck.co.uk [Falcon]: in that case impulse buy while drunk03:32 – |H|H| Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo: ok03:32 – [FP] luaduck.co.uk [Falcon]: drunken impulse buying is the best kind03:33 – |H|H| Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo: yeh but you know i gota ban you in the morning03:34 – |H|H| Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo: cheers i just spent 54 quid!03:34 – [FP] luaduck.co.uk [Falcon]: hooray03:34 – |H|H| Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo: had to get avp 2 as well03:35 – |H|H| Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo: i fucking hate you03:35 – [FP] luaduck.co.uk [Falcon]: that’s the spirit03:35 – |H|H| Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo: you just did what gimoy has been trying to do for 3 months03:37 – |H|H| Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo: sigh03:37 – |H|H| Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo: DL now03:38 – [FP] luaduck.co.uk [Falcon]: you might be the greatest winner ever to roam the planet03:38 – |H|H| Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo: fuck off03:38 – |H|H| Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo: you played me03:38 – [FP] luaduck.co.uk [Falcon]: tru03:39 – |H|H| Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo: and my drunken mind03:39 – |H|H| Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo: bastard
The Novint Falcon
So I’ve had my falcon for a couple of days now, probably enough to make a review.
The Falcon is a Haptic-Feedback device designed to replace the mouse in gameplay (the idea being that you can feel your games). The control scheme can be a little wierd at times (you use the central area for precise aiming, and the edges to pan around like a joystick) but you get used to it after about ~15h playtime.
To be honest? I love the thing. You’re going to get dreadful KD ratios for the first few hours, but you’ll gradually improve as time goes on.
The Falcon retails for $199 (plus P&P + customs), but you can get a falcon with 20% off (ex. P&P + customs) with the code featured at the top of the homepage!
The bundle includes:
- · 1 Novint Falcon Game Controller (Black or white)
· 1 Standard Novint Falcon Grip
· 1 Pistol Grip
· 1 USB cable
· The Orange Box Game Key (downloadable from Steam)
· Newton’s Monkey Business™ Game Pack
· Feelin’ It™: Sports Pack Game Pack
· Installation driver CD
· Download link for Penumbra Overture
· Free downloads for drivers (full game required) for Quake 4, Quake Wars, FEAR, FEAR Combat, Crysis, Prey, and DOOM 3
· 1 Power Supply
· Novint Falcon User Manual
· Novint Games Manual
- So, what are you waiting for! Go buy one NOW DAMNIT

Enter code "luaduck" at checkout.
Excludes shipping fees, while stocks last.

