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#1 2008-11-03 13:02:11

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An Essay: Youme (of pl_hoodoo infamy) is Kind of a Dick

I got involved with mapping for TF2 during this summer, when I wanted to block out my idea for a pl_swordvan map (which is still in the works, but it's going to take a very, very, VERY long time). I stumbled upon TF2maps.net when I did a Google search for a tf2 mapping forum. Their community as a whole is great; most of the higher-ups and seasoned users will gladly answer any questions you could have about mapping for TF2. However, there is one man/person/thing/abomination I would like to draw your attention too; the internet entity known as "Youme". Because I do not know his gender at the moment, I'll just refer to Youme as a male. Even though his avatar, I assume, does feature his face, it's too androgynous for me to interpret a gender.

How Youme personally affected me:

On tf2maps.net, there was a small mapping contest: create a small RED or BLU completely working spawn room, upload it, and the community would vote for a winner. I created an entry based off of a spawn roon in an early pre-alpha of my pl_swordvan map. I followed all of the rules and stipulations set by Youme (which can be seen here: http://forums.tf2maps.net/showthread.php?t=3840 ) . I was very disappointed and angry that I was disqualified due to a bullshit technicality. When I uploaded my map files to the tf2maps.net downloads page (as seen here: http://forums.tf2maps.net/showpost.php? . stcount=42 and can be downloaded here: http://forums.tf2maps.net/downloads.php . amp;id=752 ), I did not create a direct link to the download on the tf2maps server, I merely explained "It's in the files list". I thought that would be sufficient, as TF2 mapping content that is talked about or featured on tf2maps.net can easily be hosted there, and it is frowned upon to use outside hosting services.

What I find very frustrating is the fact that he doesn't seem to be impartial. He created a spawn room package, available for download on tf2maps so that voters can download every map and judge them in one fell swoop. I was surprised that he included a disqualified user's work. The TF2maps user Shadowfield did not properly enable players to instantly switch classes inside of his spawn room, rendering his entry disqualified by Youme. However, his work is available in the package. I am trying to point out that I believe if a map has been disqualified, but is included in the voting package, EVERYONE who contributed should have their work in said package, or EVERYONE WHO WAS DISQUALIFIED should not be included in the package. I do not like this apparent favoritism. I do not at this point care about voting or winning, I just wanted to showcase my hard work.

And, at the time I'm writing this, my spawn room has been downloaded 6 times, and I have never downloaded it from tf2maps, which means that up to 6 unique people have downloaded it already, and, through their powers of common sense and deduction know where and how to download my files.

One of these people I know for sure who downloaded my completed spawn room from tf2maps is MangyCarface. He was a great help during my spawn room's mapping process. He told me that he did speak over Steam chat to Youme to allow my entry to be up for vote, as I had completed every task, but Youme would not budge (see here: http://forums.tf2maps.net/showpost.php? . ostcount=6 )

And too the other mappers who qualified, I wish you good luck. Not only can you create excellent spawn rooms anyone would be proud to feature, but you can also clear through the red tape. Good Luck!



F_M, feel free to put this in the shit post forum, I don't care. I'm too much of a pansy to write this anywhere near tf2maps.net. I thought some of us who've dealt with him could appreciate this.

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#2 2008-11-03 13:54:22

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Re: An Essay: Youme (of pl_hoodoo infamy) is Kind of a Dick

Sounds like a douche. Seriously, if you don't like it, you have every right to get out and migrate to, say, FPSBanana.


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#3 2008-11-03 14:52:41

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Re: An Essay: Youme (of pl_hoodoo infamy) is Kind of a Dick

it's not a full map; it's literally only a spawn room. putting it on fpsb would be a waste.

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#4 2008-11-03 15:01:05

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Re: An Essay: Youme (of pl_hoodoo infamy) is Kind of a Dick

Youme is a tremendous jerk to everyone and seems to think he/she's a top-tier mapper, despite the serious gameplay issues in pl_hoodoo and his/her only previous map being the TMT-worthy cp_bloodstained (to my knowledge).

He/she plasters an androgynous avatar everywhere and on everything. It's a drawing that only a blind person might mistakingly label "flattering".

http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/7007/hoodoo2tn0.th.jpghttp://img126.imageshack.us/images/thpix.gif

Also, he/she is so infatuated with him/herself that he/she was compelled to play make-believe and create his/her own masturbatory fantasy. The actual description of the map is a grammatical horrorshow that makes Aegis look like Chomsky.

http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/8421/2867760283395e84c9f8onr6.th.jpghttp://img126.imageshack.us/images/thpix.gif

Unfortunately, the mass of children on the Steam Forums who've managed to bypass content restrictions and acquire TF2 are pushing for this to become a reality.

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#5 2008-11-03 16:26:07

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Re: An Essay: Youme (of pl_hoodoo infamy) is Kind of a Dick

Youme wrote:

Don't get caught up in the pretty scenery

Um, no. I really hope Valve never chooses this as a community map.

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#6 2008-11-03 16:43:07

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Re: An Essay: Youme (of pl_hoodoo infamy) is Kind of a Dick

Youme wrote:

Don't get caught up in the pretty scenery

this one of the most overrated map i ever played,stop beng selfish and learn arrogant twat

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#7 2008-11-03 17:16:06

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Re: An Essay: Youme (of pl_hoodoo infamy) is Kind of a Dick

I remember playing hoodoo months ago. It was mighty shit.

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#8 2008-11-03 17:18:54

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Re: An Essay: Youme (of pl_hoodoo infamy) is Kind of a Dick

this thread may look good, but believe it or not, it's still in beta.

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#9 2008-11-03 17:20:48

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Re: An Essay: Youme (of pl_hoodoo infamy) is Kind of a Dick

Sgoast wrote:

this thread may look good, but believe it or not, it's still in beta.

i lolled


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#10 2008-11-03 17:27:53

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Re: An Essay: Youme (of pl_hoodoo infamy) is Kind of a Dick

He/she/whatever should have written "It may look good... and that's about it."

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#11 2008-11-03 17:41:26

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Re: An Essay: Youme (of pl_hoodoo infamy) is Kind of a Dick

also note that in the description he putted the emphasis on the detonator clock ticking,OMG THERES A CLOCK ZOMG


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#12 2008-11-03 18:17:29

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Re: An Essay: Youme (of pl_hoodoo infamy) is Kind of a Dick

nsfw-man wrote:

Youme wrote:

Don't get caught up in the pretty scenery

this one of the most overrated map i ever played,stop beng selfish and learn arrogant twat

weren't you the one defending it when everyone was calling it shitty HYPOCRITE COUNT: 2

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#13 2008-11-03 18:20:16

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Re: An Essay: Youme (of pl_hoodoo infamy) is Kind of a Dick

krang wrote:

nsfw-man wrote:

Youme wrote:

Don't get caught up in the pretty scenery

this one of the most overrated map i ever played,stop beng selfish and learn arrogant twat

weren't you the one defending it when everyone was calling it shitty HYPOCRITE COUNT: 2

i only said that people should stop bitching about the rotation,played the map 5 min when i said that,then i played it again  in a other server,and yeah you guys were right,good job


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#14 2008-11-03 18:22:37

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Re: An Essay: Youme (of pl_hoodoo infamy) is Kind of a Dick

HYPOCRITE COUNT: 5

i added three points because you tried to defend yourself hth

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#15 2008-11-03 18:23:42

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krang wrote:

HYPOCRITE COUNT: 5

i added three points because you tried to defend yourself hth

NO DIDNT


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#16 2008-11-03 18:25:08

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Re: An Essay: Youme (of pl_hoodoo infamy) is Kind of a Dick

YEAH DID

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#17 2008-11-03 18:26:44

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krang wrote:

YEAH DID

NAHAW


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#18 2008-11-03 18:29:01

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eet een hele plaat van kak

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#19 2008-11-03 18:32:22

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krang wrote:

eet een hele plaat van kak

0_0

veel plezier met deze zin te ontcijferen eng bastaard


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#20 2008-11-03 18:33:17

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Re: An Essay: Youme (of pl_hoodoo infamy) is Kind of a Dick

this map rages me to the point that the name alone makes me angry.

not that i will ever say the word hoodoo, because i mean... come on, nobody does. but imagine this:

"mommy what does the word hoodoo mean?"

idk SHUTUP YOU LITTLE SHIT! GO ASK YOUR FATHER.

and then she will go to krang and krang will proceed to tell her about the virtues of idk socialism and how nobody should have ownership over hoodoo, meanwhile the whole time i am sad because i am having flashbacks of that ugly androgynous cartoon logo thing, and godDAMN do i hate that thing, possibly as much as the word hoodoo. this is our family. thanks for nothing.


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#21 2008-11-03 18:36:32

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Re: An Essay: Youme (of pl_hoodoo infamy) is Kind of a Dick

adee wrote:

this map rages me to the point that the name alone makes me angry.

not that i will ever say the word hoodoo, because i mean... come on, nobody does. but imagine this:

"mommy what does the word hoodoo mean?"

idk SHUTUP YOU LITTLE SHIT! GO ASK YOUR FATHER.

and then she will go to krang and krang will proceed to tell her about the virtues of idk socialism and how nobody should have ownership over hoodoo, meanwhile the whole time i am sad because i am having flashbacks of that ugly androgynous cartoon logo thing, and godDAMN do i hate that thing, possibly as much as the word hoodoo. this is our family. thanks for nothing.

hahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha


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#22 2008-11-03 19:36:48

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Re: An Essay: Youme (of pl_hoodoo infamy) is Kind of a Dick

About 10-20% of hoodoo is fun. The rest is fucking terrible, especially the opening steamroll zone, and I've also heard things about Youme being a bit of a prat.

But the cake has to go to that terrible avatar. Oh, and as F_M puts it, that "masturbatory fantasy".

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#23 2008-11-03 19:52:41

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Re: An Essay: Youme (of pl_hoodoo infamy) is Kind of a Dick

I have never needed something so wordy describing the dickery of "Beilive it or not, it's only in Beta" YouMe/HeShe/EngieKrang/Ketchupmeth whatever. You just need to say that he's an unfair douche.

Shut up you privledged white boy .


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#24 2008-11-03 19:56:25

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'Dima [JEW wrote:

Shut up you privledged white boy .

hey you,stop stealing quotes from other people


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#25 2008-11-03 20:07:58

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Re: An Essay: Youme (of pl_hoodoo infamy) is Kind of a Dick

adee wrote:

but imagine this:

"mommy what does the word hoodoo mean?"

idk SHUTUP YOU LITTLE SHIT! GO ASK YOUR FATHER.

and then she will go to krang and krang will proceed to tell her about the virtues of idk socialism and how nobody should have ownership over hoodoo, meanwhile the whole time i am sad because i am having flashbacks of that ugly androgynous cartoon logo thing, and godDAMN do i hate that thing, possibly as much as the word hoodoo. this is our family. thanks for nothing.

Wow. You are going to make a great parent. I just wish the parents that shopped at Hobby Lobby would be more like that so I didn't have to listen to their screaming kids.


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